Whopper toothpaste? Just naw!

UTC’s a big fan of oral hygiene. He religiously steeps his falsers in a wee cup of Steradent on his bedside table once a month, whether they need it or not.

So he was intrigued at the latest bit of innovation from McBurger King or whatever they’re called: Whopper-flavoured toothpaste. The very idea took his breath away, pretty much as he imagined the toothpaste would.