The auld boy had to look twice when this particular email popped into his inbox. Having re-familiarised himself with a few of the outdoor quaffing spots in Glasgow since lockdown restrictions were eased somewhat, he now has a keen eye for an outdoor seating area where he can enjoy a rollie through a hole in his mask and a quick pint of Hugh.
And if you’re looking for some furniture to make your outdoor seating area stand apart from the competition, you could do worse than these, ahem, attention-grabbing pieces. You wouldn’t see anything like this outside of Costa, would you?
Notoriously intolerant of veganism, the auld boy was fair disappointed to learn that the furniture is made not out of great slabs of meat – as he first imagined – but of rose quartz.