It will surprise absolutely no-one that Valentine’s Day is far from the highlight of Mrs UTC’s year.
If she gets anything at all on 14 February, it’s a naff card and a bunch of past-their-best flowers that the old yin has in all likelihood half-inched from the nearest cemetery.
So imagine the mirth on that wizened old face when he stumbled across a range of slightly more, ahem, risqué Valentine’s cards from a company called Thortful. Mind you, some of them are a bit close to the bone, even for UTC’s fairly liberal tastes…