Keen Royal watchers will be aware that the Queen paid a wee visit to Falkirk last month. The party line was that she was visiting the spectacular engineering feat that is the Falkirk Wheel – but we know better.
Her real reason for visiting Falkirk was actually for a secret visit to Woodlands Local for a roll and square sausage, wee touch of brown sauce. UTC was there to doff his flat cap and pay his respects. Fortunately, he also managed to grab a wee photie of her too, as you can see here.
His admiration turned sour though when he discovered he was having to cough up the £1.40 for her roll because she’s the Queen and famously doesn’t carry cash.
