In a bid to halt sales that are declining quicker than Under the Counter’s credit card after Mrs UTC’s visit to the sales, Tesco is trying to con… convince the public that it is a happy jolly family retailer that doesn’t shaft small businesses. Its latest attempt to pull the wool over the nation’s eyes is this rather fetching bag for life. Just think, if every Tesco shopper followed this advice correctly, it would be out of business in no time.