Taking the biscuit

It pains UTC to report that some lowlife has raided a community centre while a jazz band was playing. Presumably the groovy sound being belted out by the band drowned out the sound of the thieves stealing a range of cakes from Foxlowe Arts Centre in Leek, Staffordshire. That’s right – this was no emptying of the till, no mere cash haul, for thieves made off with a range of carrot cake, Victoria sponge, fruitcake, cheese scones and flapjacks. Police may or may not be following a trail of crumbs.