Earning a living as he does from the local retailing trade, UTC takes a morose satisfaction in hearing of robbers getting to spend some time at Her Majesty’s pleasure for their frankly appalling deeds.
But he was astonished to discover while perusing his copy of The Sun that a gang in London were jailed for 30 years for using highly combustible oxy-acetylene gas to literally blow up ATMs outside Post Offices and banks. Debris was often found 40 metres away as the gangs pumped the gas into the ATM then blew it up with an electric charge. Stupidity knows no bounds in the criminal mind.