It’s not really a laughing matter, as UTC readily accepts, but he laughed at it anyway as it was with a deep sense of schadenfreude [A deep sense of what? Ed] that UTC read that the GMB trade union was holding a protest at Sainsbury’s HQ last month over proposals to extend working hours to 3am… at its over worked houmous-making section.
If ever there was a first world problem, this is it. Clearly wee Sebastian and Cassandra can’t be expected to go to school with anything but houmous on their play piece, and if that means
working the staff til 3am then so bloody well be it!
