Every now and again an image lands with a dull thud in UTC’s inbox and he decides there and then to have a caption competition. Ladies and gentleman of the jury, this is one such image. If you want to be in a with a chance of winning our mystery star prizes (one can of Bulmer’s Pear Cider or one pair of Size 5 Wiseman Wellies) then send your best effort to kscott@55north.com or via @UTConline on Twitter. As a starter for 10: “This is fantastic, I normally just have a Gregg’s Macaroni Pie for my breakfast.”