When Under the Counter heard that Sunday breakfast had been burned he immediately thought that someone (finger pointing at Mrs UTC) had turned the toaster up to 9. He then once again went off at some length about why toasters have a setting that blackens bread to coal, when he was cut off by an outraged wife, who pointed him in the direction of Kellogg’s factory in Manchester, where cornflakes wedged in a conveyor belt had caused a fire that led to the evacuation of seventy staff. Thankfully all was well, but there was no word if the fire had been put out with milk.
