There’s nothing takes the fun out of Christmas for our resident curmudgeon quite like having to keep getting up to go to the fridge every half an hour for a fresh can and some ice for his dram.
Wouldn’t it be amazing though if somebody invented a machine that went to the fridge for you and brought your aperitif of choice back on a silver tray? Well, guess what…
A company called servicerobots.com has launched the very dab. Unlike Mrs UTC, this wee bad boy will go to the fridge as often as your heart desires – and your liver can cope with.
OK, technically it’s a champagne robot but UTC is sure that with a wee bash with a hammer and twist with a screwdriver it could be reconfigured to serve cans of Tennent’s Lager and glasses of Grouse with ice instead.